"Verily, We Cometh Unglued" (August 10, 2025 - Proper 14C)

Send us Fan Mail This week, our sacred text is drawn from Luke’s Gospel—an invitation to stay awake, gird one's loins, sell one’s possessions, and fear not. But when Bob insists on reading it in the King James Version, all theological decorum unravels. Eric breaks. Cassi drowns in a sea of “comeths.” Harriet, ever the Anglican, remains composed for nearly three verses. What follows is an hour of exorcisms, sheep-based theology, bribed sacraments, purse allegories, and one shockingly tender me...