The Box: I Think We're Underwater
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The Box: I Think We're Underwater

Sep 8, 2026
48:25
E215
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THE BOX EPISODE 2: Joey Essex Has Absolutely No Idea What's Going On! Joe, Planty and Gav Belson are back to tackle Episode 2 of ITV's The Box — and somehow this bizarre celebrity reality show has become even more ridiculous. This week, the celebrities are dropped at Corfe Castle , where they're told to sit down and... well... that's basically it. We discuss Joey Essex's spectacular inability to understand the simplest instructions, John Bercow's questionable running technique, Sara's increasingly elaborate schemes, Danny Aarons deciding he's not a team player, and Gary Lineker sitting on a hill drinking tea while everyone loses their minds. Then it's off to Butlins for a Battle of the Bands featuring Peter Andre , questionable singing, questionable dancing, Joey Essex taking his shirt off, and John Bercow discovering his inner rock star. And just when you think it can't get any stranger, Joey faces Sara in the dreaded Battle Maze — a Crystal Maze-style challenge that Joey appears to have been genetically engineered to win. Is The Box getting better? Is it getting worse? Or are we simply becoming more invested in this complete nonsense? 🤔 📦 THE BOX HAS BEEN OPENED AGAIN... AND SOMEHOW WE'RE STILL WATCHING. 🎧 Listen to the podcast wherever you get your podcasts. 📺 Subscribe for more ridiculous TV reviews, terrible decisions and even worse opinions! #TheBox #ITV #ITVX #GaryLineker #JoeyEssex #JohnBercow #PeterAndre #RealityTV #TVReview #BritishTV #CelebrityReality #FunnyPodcast #ComedyPodcast #Podcast #TVComedy #CorfeCastle #Butlins

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