Rifftrax Blood on Her Hands and Spouse-Whacking

We're celebrating MiMi's birthday in style with her selection, the TV classic? Blood on Her Hands ! Host segment: MiMi's favorite type of word; cheap hitmen; Susan Lucci is straight devious; we're upset about a distinct lack of Dennis Farina; getting arrested at your reception; J. Peterman is actually in financial trouble; we absolutely can make this a better movie; it's already a whore movie.